Dusted off my old 3.5 Monster Manual for inspiration. I got two pages in and already had everything I needed. (An extraplanar parrot that speaks infernal?!?!?)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Achaierai
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So, I’m reading through the D&D 3.5 Expanded Psionics Handbook in preparation for a campaign I’m running this coming semester. Having never worked with Psionics before, I’m going through the Powers to see what they all do. As I go, I find this:
Pretty standard power, if I remember correctly,…
My favorite part about 3.5 was these little Easter eggs they hid into the books.
has it ever occurred to you that people actually work in dildo factories for a living
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*accidentally opens undesired program* *heart races as i try to force quit before it can fully open*
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if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men
Remorhazes are skittering contradictions—worms the size of giants, creatures that live in the ice that nevertheless burn with their own internal fires. This allows them to live in the most extreme quarters of the polar regions, from windswept tundras to ever-smoking volcanoes. Their…
procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
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y cant metroid crawl?
im gonna
kill
everything
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