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late DnD Sketches from last night
We stormed a guild hall and knocked out some guards and people started spreading rumors around town about what happened. We decided to join in on the fun to make sure that they were so inflamed that they could never be traced back to us. It went something like this:“THERE WERE DRAGONS- FIVE OF ‘EM, BEING RIDDEN BY TWENTY TINY LITTLE SNAKES WITH EVEN TINIER LITTLE KNIVES! AND JUST WHEN YE’ THOUGHT IT BE OVER- GUNS! HUNDREDS OF GUNS! AND THOSE GUNS? WERE HOLDEN TINY GUNS O’ THER OWN!”
We found ourselves in our favorite environment again: the swamp. Joy of joys. Fervor also has a wisdom score of 5, hence the stupid dialogue.
Then Ssssseke got stabbed in the brain by a spider scorpion thing and was almost paralyzed for five weeks. Could have been worse too- cause after he was paralyzed the spider scorpion would have layed it’s eggs in him and made him be the host for it’s babies.
Then I thought of Ssssssseke mpreg and I immediately remembered that one image of batman and superman impreg and I had to do this. The Tanuki is Sssssseke’s best friend who died and was reincarnated into a racoondog spirit thingy. It’s complicated.
Then Dagron started yelling about the time he got a bunch of shit stuck behind his eye, all at different times, all in the same eye. One of which was a sower patch kid. It was a fun rant.

late DnD Sketches from last night

We stormed a guild hall and knocked out some guards and people started spreading rumors around town about what happened. We decided to join in on the fun to make sure that they were so inflamed that they could never be traced back to us. It went something like this:
“THERE WERE DRAGONS- FIVE OF ‘EM, BEING RIDDEN BY TWENTY TINY LITTLE SNAKES WITH EVEN TINIER LITTLE KNIVES! AND JUST WHEN YE’ THOUGHT IT BE OVER- GUNS! HUNDREDS OF GUNS! AND THOSE GUNS? WERE HOLDEN TINY GUNS O’ THER OWN!”

We found ourselves in our favorite environment again: the swamp. Joy of joys. Fervor also has a wisdom score of 5, hence the stupid dialogue.

Then Ssssseke got stabbed in the brain by a spider scorpion thing and was almost paralyzed for five weeks. Could have been worse too- cause after he was paralyzed the spider scorpion would have layed it’s eggs in him and made him be the host for it’s babies.

Then I thought of Ssssssseke mpreg and I immediately remembered that one image of batman and superman impreg and I had to do this. The Tanuki is Sssssseke’s best friend who died and was reincarnated into a racoondog spirit thingy. It’s complicated.

Then Dagron started yelling about the time he got a bunch of shit stuck behind his eye, all at different times, all in the same eye. One of which was a sower patch kid. It was a fun rant.